Five Things Friday - You Know You're a Mom When...

1.  You eat your child's slobbered-on leftovers without thinking twice about it.

2.  You find yourself telling your husband that you have to "go pee-pee".

3.  When digging for your wallet in your purse at the cash register, you find a lost pacifier and a diaper before you find your wallet.

4.  When you are finally able to sink down into your bed at night, you get jabbed in the back by a monster truck toy.

5.  You find yourself actually enjoying a telemarketing call because it means talking to another adult.



Not that any of these things have ever happened to me...I thought these up all by myself...



Okay, so maybe they've all happened.


Once.


Or twice.


I can't remember.